Favourite types of jokes and some that you have got

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

ill start it off...

there were once 1 red head 1 brunette and 1 blond... they were all trapped on an island... they were walking and suddenly came across a lamp... they rubbed it and the genie said that he would grant them three wishes. the red head wished that she was at home taking a good long bath and poof she was gone, the brunette wished she was home and poof she was also gone... moements later i the blond was still thinking than she came to the conclusion that she was lonly... she then wished that her friends were back on the island with her

 

[AxL]

LOL that is a good one.

Although my favorites are racist

 

[sprucegoose]

racist all the way heres a good ol oldie



there was a mexican and a black guy in a car who was driving the car?












the cop

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]I hate racist jokes... Obvious reasons. Sometimes 'Yo mama' jokes are real funny. I would atach my Generator for them but then you'd steal them![/color]

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[minny]

raciest jokes all the way nothing makes me laugh harder..then its sick jokes they are ones that are funny enough to make me laugh but the other jokes they are just gay

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

aite u guys like racist i got plenty... just thot some would get offended... here goes... haha

why are black peoples hands so white
the cop car got a new paint job

what do u call a black man with no arms or legs
trustworthy

what do you call a black woman who just had an abortion
crimestopper

what does a black man give a white boy for his birthday?
his bike back

how do u calculate the number of pakis in a town?
throw a quarter in the middle of the city

how do you know which paki is the richest
the one who got the quarter

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]Please do not say any more of those. They may offend black people. I consider these jokes very offensive. I'm not black but just dont post crap like that again[/color]

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[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]Please do not say any more of those. They may offend black people. I consider these jokes very offensive. I'm not black but just dont post crap like that again[/color]

EDIT: The forums double posted me again!

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[AzNsUpA-Boi]

dood i posted that i thot someone would be offended anywyas w/e

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]Thats not the point. You can really hurt someone saying that.[/color]

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[ShaftedTwice]

Racist jokes.

There was once an American, Frenchman, Englishman, and a Mexican that were in an airplane 25,000 feet up. The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I'm sorry, engine 1 has just gone out. Somebody will have to make the ultimate sacrifice and jump out. The Englishman said he'd do it. As he jumped out he said "Long live the queen!". About 5 minutes, the pilot came back on the intercom and said, "Im sorry, engine 2 has given out. Somebody again will have to make the ultimate sacrifice." The Frenchman said that he'd do it. As he jumped he said, "Via de France". After about ten minutes, the pilot again came on the intercom and said the same about engine 3. The Mexican says, "Okay, I'll do it." And he pushed the American out the door as he says, "Remember the Alamo!"

ShaftedTwice​

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[AzNsUpA-Boi]

aite w/e spirit reaper im sry aite im also sry to whoeva got offended... but you g2 admit they are funny dood i ain't racist i just love dem jokes