Dw-Riot
Well-Known Member
Dirty/Sex/Bathroom/Masturbation/Girls/Blondes/Lawyer/Sports and anything else.
Good references:
http://www.jokes.com
http://www.haha.com
I really like this one:
There were two homeless guys, Zsquared, and Nostalgia. They wanted some drinks, but didnt have enough money. Then ZSqaured had an idea...(That's a first!).
"If we combine our money, buy a hotdog, we can go into a bar, order our drinks, and when we are asked to pay, you drop your pants, and I'll start sucking on the hot dog like its your dick, and they'll kick us out for being homosexuals!"
"Well, ok..."
So they hit the first bar, and it works. They get kicked out for being homosexuals, and can't go back in. After 9 bars:
ZSquared- "Oh man, I can't go anymore. My knees hurt from dropping down all the time!"
Nostalgia- "You think THAT's bad? I lost the hotdog after the 3rd bar!"
Good references:
http://www.jokes.com
http://www.haha.com
I really like this one:
There were two homeless guys, Zsquared, and Nostalgia. They wanted some drinks, but didnt have enough money. Then ZSqaured had an idea...(That's a first!).
"If we combine our money, buy a hotdog, we can go into a bar, order our drinks, and when we are asked to pay, you drop your pants, and I'll start sucking on the hot dog like its your dick, and they'll kick us out for being homosexuals!"
"Well, ok..."
So they hit the first bar, and it works. They get kicked out for being homosexuals, and can't go back in. After 9 bars:
ZSquared- "Oh man, I can't go anymore. My knees hurt from dropping down all the time!"
Nostalgia- "You think THAT's bad? I lost the hotdog after the 3rd bar!"
