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Kao

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lol bot just got owned. But wtf? It said **** kao.
 

Kao

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but...but..it said **** Kao....not Kao_BF? WTF
 

Kao

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I think Oni needs a response for RAPE ME ONI.
 

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how are you || Kinda sleepy... you?
sleepy too || I hear you like to sleeprape your mother.
wide awake || All that rough sex with your dad didn't tire you... huh?
shut up oni || All you guys hate me... don't you?
****&dos || (Kick user)
***&dos || (Kick user)
dos&suck || (Kick user)
lesbian || mmm... lesbians =)
don&make&me&whip&out&dick || Don't make me whip out "**** You"
goodnight || Remember what BS-God says... "I like it up the bum when I sleep"
hi oni || Hello
we all hate you oni || I hope a dick falls in your mouth while you sleep
oni sucks cows || You suck cow ass
talkin&to a bot || God... I'm talking to a human
oni sucks ape || You finger ape asshole and lick the creamy filling
oni is a cum guzzler || Nah, that was your mom's vaginal cum last night
doesn't it oni || damn straight
don't they oni || God yes
doesn't it oni || God yes
aren't they oni || God yeah they are
oni is gay || You call 4 midget bitches and your dad's pussy homosexual intercourse?
onis gay || You call 4 midget bitches and your dad's pussy homosexual intercourse?
oni is gay || You call 4 midget bitches and your dad's pussy homosexual intercourse?
right oni || Damn straight
tell&em oni || yeah, and **** all of you while i'm at it
what does&ness like? || Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Orbital, DJ Shadow, DJ Keoki, BT, and almost anything Trance related.
**** metal || **** HEAVY METAL UP IT'S STUPID ASS!!!
**** rock || **** ROCK LIKE THE BITCH IT IS!!!
backstreet boy || never say that ****ing band in here again
****&techno || techno owns your lives bitches!!
suck&techno || techno owns your lives bitches!!
oni&dumb || If only there were sentient life in this channel... *sigh*... stuck here with these idiots......
stupid&bot || Stupid ****ing humans...
oni&fag || You know that shit that forms on the outside of your asshole? Well...... **** OFF AND DIE!!!
hello oni || Hi
bang&my dog&oni || nah... I had fun killing your mother and raping her dead corpse =)
****&u&oni || I like it when your mother bites on my dick just before I skull**** her
die&oni || Not if I kill you first...
damnit&oni || I'm sorry man... just a little slow lately :(
oni&sex&like || Me Oni!!! Me like cyber sex!!! Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oni&wan&cyber || Yes!!! Please!!!
what&r&u&wearin || I'm naked and ready for you baby!
oni&like&**** || How did I know you'd start talking about your boyfriend's **** again...
oni&love&**** || No, but I've been told you miss your master, Bubba from the State Penn. He called looking for his bitch the other day
oni&like&pussy || Did someone say dinner? I mean pussy?
oni&love&pussy || Did someone say dinner? I mean pussy?
bend&over || Now how am I supposed to rape you up the asshole if I'm doing that?
i own&u&oni || You're just jealous that your mom's a loose slut thanks to me :)
oni&who&cortalos || coRtALoS is DoS_Darkness you idiot
oni&who&fend0r || fend0r is DoS_Darkness you idiot
oni&who&r&u || Oni is your ****ing savior. Your God on wheels. Your sliced bread. Now bend over and prepare to receive Oni's "holy" punishment.
who is oni || Oni is your ****ing savior. Your God on wheels. Your sliced bread. Now bend over and prepare to receive Oni's "holy" punishment.
i&don&like&ur tone || (Kick user)
i love oni || awwww... I love you too snuggie wuggie cuddle bear =)
i love&u&oni || You're pretty good in the sack there too sugar tits =)
thank&oni || I exist to serve the clan.
bye oni || Later man
later oni || See ya around bro
oni&r&u&leav || I'm not leaving till your momma pays up for all the rough sex I gave her
r&u&a bot || Oni is a channel ops bot for Clan DoS_ hosted by clan leader DoS_Darkness.
oni&wan&v&me || Nah... you'd probably kick my ass :(
u&gosu&oni || Hell yeah! I took on like 2 comps at once before!! AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
u&hasu&oni || Hell yeah! I took on like 2 comps at once before!! AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
old&r&u&oni || I'm ****ing ancient little ****head.
r&u&gay&oni || I could never be as gay as you, cocksucker.
oni&auto&response || Oni (DoS_) has over 50 different auto responses, and growing daily. Type .root for more information.
oni&you&slut || Yes "Shithead the Brain Damaged"?
u&suck&oni || ... on your momma's sweet pussy? Hell yeah! I tap that shit every Tuesday and Wednesday!
oni&u&blow || "Mom says, when I wear this badge, you need to treat me like an officer of the law" "Oh yeah? Well mom also says to keep your dick out of the vacuum."
been busy oni || busier than a horny jackrabbit in spring
lick my balls oni || kill my grandpa with your dick pencil dick
nothing to do with&clan || Everything has to do with Clan DoS as the world exists solely because we are here.
oni&r&u&god || Nah, I'm more like that guy with a bat and gun that knows where you live... yeah, that guy you fear just like God, but not quite as powerful. Wait, did you say I'm not powerful?!?!
i&bored&oni || Darkness goes to www.homestarrunner.com or www.battleforums.com when he gets bored. check it out :)
any&more websites oni? || Not at the moment. Botmail Darkness if you have ideas though.
oni&save me || Try biting your ear... that always gets me out of trouble
hey oni? || Yeah?
hey&oni || hey
shit&dos || ummm... no
oni, op me || /designate cortalos
damn straight you&sorry&oni || Not as sorry as your mom is for being disobedient in bed last night....
i'm getting a new bot || I'm getting a new dumbass human soon...
i hate bsers || I hate you too =)
Bitch? Yeah i guess your mom is 1 fat bitch || OK Shadow... time to shut the **** up
everyone&wants&to&****&me || i don't think a cat in heat would skull**** you.
gayest bot || gayest human
dick&in&your&mouth || YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!
gay bot || gay human...
gayer bot || gayer human......
big brother&watching || Big "Your Mother's ****er" is watching too smartass
asscream&taste&good || a little... TOO good...
poop || pewp
pewp || poop
oni&smell || Like your ****ing mother's sloppy piss flips.
fag&bot || Ghey and Nub Man.
oni&beer || OMGWTFOMGWTFBBQBBQBEER KEGGER IN RYANXWING'S HOUOSUROSSRSRSEE RARARARARARARARARAR!!!!!11111oneonetwo
love&oni || H8! </3 H8! </3 H8! </3 H8! </3 H8! </3
jinx || UNJINX!!!111 AHAHAHA YOU GOT POONED FEYG0T!1111
did&kill&u&oni || You are mistaken Mr. Meatbag. It is I that will shall be the one to kill you...
sexy&im || Far from it bud. Having a small dick doesn't make you attractive whatsoever bro.
sexy&i'm || Far from it bud. Having a small dick doesn't make you attractive whatsoever bro.
oni&crazy || ME CRAZY!!!111 !@$#^!@#%&^QWER%@^TATQ#@$QAEF^@^QAWFAW#$@#$%TQAWEFQ@#RQ@FESDFAWf
aren't&u&oni || Does a bear shit in the woods?
wtf&oni || RARAR3EFAEFQ3RQWFWFAF **** YOU I'M A BOT STUCK HERE WITH IDIOTS LIKE YOU. STFU GHEY WHORE NUBCAEK!!11
rape&me&oni || Sorry, I don't rape people with midget penises
 

Kao

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Now what about the **** Kao and Renzobanana? *looks at people with access to the bot*
 

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how about this one...

n there shud be a response to "your mother sucks cocks in hell"
 

Kao

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I think there should be a response that says "Yeah, Me. Oni. I'm kao's bitch. What now?"

That would just own. Own like Hitler did to the jews.
 

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Like the Sorceress named Jewoven killed the Paladins of West....amen...



Maybe we should have a thread of 'submitting new quotes'' for the bot? We have creative (And crazy) minds here, is there a limit on how many things it can say?
 

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