Deathmate's boyfriend

[Deathmates]

Guess who I am? I'm Deathmate's boyfriend! We sleep together, shower together, go to the bathroom together, play in... wait I can't tell you about that. We have so much fun!

 

[Deathmates]

Will a mod sticky this? Please? Pretty please? With sugar and icing and cake and pie and chocolate and spe... I mean spaghetti on top?

 

[Final Warrior]

whoa so deathmate does have a bvoyfriend whoed thought that one up (everybody!)?

 

[Forged]

I always new he was a homo

 

[Final Warrior]

naw, really?

 

[Korrok]

SO GO ON, DEATHMATES!!! How long does he go for? (Nudge nudge wink wink). Does he love you looooong time, or is he the pillow biter? Does he squeal like an injured piggy and call out "oh daddy, I know you love me!!". Do you and he play The Two Towers to find out who will be Lord of the Ring? Does he wear an eye patch when he plays at butt pirate? Has he ever been to Cuba to smoke a pink cigar? Does he expect a reward when he's bad? In the season of goodwill, does he prefer to give than to recieve? Can he indeed play the skin flute, the pink oboe and the flesh sax...?

Just wondered.

 

[Forged]

only you would want to know shit like that man

 

[Korrok]

Oh yeah, I really get off on knowing about kiddy-on internet homos. I have no life, me.

 

[BliZz_fan]

i guess deathmate was a straight afterall

 

[Deathmates]

Deathmate is really funny. Yesterday me and him made a po... wait can't tell you. He does a lot more than that, Korrok. Sometimes we go and pick up my daddy and have thre... can't tell you about that either. He and I have known each other for a looooooooong time. we have lots and lots of fun at night in his parent's bedroom! I got to go in a hour, because deathmate owes me something!

 

[The_Darkness]

So, this Deathmate fellow is a Peter Puffer?

I bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Does he wear a sailor suit in bed? After all, he sounds like a Rear Admiral, sailing boldly up the windward passage.

Do you and Deathmate play at Zorro? Does he sheath his Gay Blade in your brown scabbard?

Which one of you is "mommy"?

Does "daddy" have to suck "mommys" dick?

Well? We'd like to know, after all, he is a raging homo.......

 

[Deathmates]

Sometimes we play Zorro, and sailors, he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and we love to play House! One time, we ordered a fake cli... can't tell you about that. Anyways, we play lots and lots of games. Sometimes he and I play Hospital with mommy and daddy. We love to go do... can't tell you. We suck on each others c... can't tell you about that either! Anyway, it's almost time for daddy's sponge bath!

 

[Final Warrior]

OH HOLY JESEUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!! THE UNHOLY GAYNESS!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP THE POOR BOY!!!! JEEZ!! I HOPE YOU"RE DOING OKAY, DEATHMATES, CAUSE IF I WERE YOU, I'D COMMIT SUICIDE BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you know who im talking about, the poor, poor boy...

 

[Forged]

this thread was way more than i ever wanted 2 no about deathmate.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Forged, i know as your god i must advise you that you should never sink so low as to copy that which deathmate has done to you. You were a ray of hope among those who were to stupid to know their own faults. Your probably thinking i am your god, but i am not i am merely a Profit that has seen, and know that dispair is in for us. Death is awaiting us eager to steal our souls, revew what our pitiless lives have been lived for, and banish us to the eternal fire that is our final destination.