Crumpler vs folder

[Metal Gear Flash]

the recent popularity and controversy of this article has got me wondering what you bf'ers prefer

mental_floss Blog How to Use Toilet Paper


as for myself im a folder...i find that crumpling leaves opportunities for BIG slip ups (if you know what i mean)

"if you ever run out, just remember you’re probably wearing a pair of “emergency bum wipesâ€â€¦ your socks! helped me out of a number of tricky situations, including a job interview and a royal garden party."
^^
funniest thing i've read all year

 

[Glowy]

u n that website

 

[Renzokuken]

Folder.

 

[Vadriel]

Crumpler all the way. Also of note is that I use coarse-grain sandpaper...it's the only thing that helps me feel clean.

 

[Glowy]

who ****ing cares...as long as you wipe away from the balls it doesn't matter..say no to chocolate covered cherries

 

[Vadriel]

Be warned though, sometimes smears get up into your crack, at which point crumpling is a bad idea unless you want a brown wrist.

 

[DigitalElite]

I actually do both...usually I crumple, but there are times I fold. I never reuse though, kind of disgusting. Also, I wipe towards the balls, if you know what you are doing, there is nothing to worry about.

 

[torrid mind]

wtf is up with this thread? weird.

but just so everyone knows, folder.

 

[Airgoh]

It takes way too long to fold so i crumple

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Shower.

yall know what i'm saying. The trees love me.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

another technique....only utilizes ONE square!

rabitt's hole: Boxes of toilet paper

 

[torrid mind]

so you take a shower every time you take a dump?
otherwise you prob gots some mad skid marks.

 

[Glowy]

i time my dumbs right before showers also...saves on the tp cost. 1 roll last me bout 2 months...throw in women....2-3 days tops =/

 

[Emperor Pan I]

so you take a shower every time you take a dump?
otherwise you prob gots some mad skid marks.

For the most part. Why not, Your ass is sparkly clean afterwards, and it is a great solution to always having rough paper slide up your crack after every dump