Cortana

[Tempest Storm]

Cortana has got to be the hottest video game chick since Lara Craft! Am I right, or am I right?

 

[LawrenceOfArabia]

remember when MC inserts the disk thing that she's in? she says....

"well, your body build is impressive..."

mc:"dont get too comfortable..."

and in the book i think she is like the doctor chick and likes MC.

her cleavage could be bigger!

 

[Dragnskull]

...isnt cortana the blue computer holagram chick? ...if so...then i say ur not right -.- thers been lots of games w/ hot chicks -.-


but hey, if smurf coloring is what gets u off...then more power to ya!

 

[Cert]

yea she is. shes not really hot or anything. shes just a hologram. now if she was the type of holograms like the holograms from the movie the 6th day, then maybe... but no she isnt hot

 

[munchyman]

omfg.......what in the hell is wrong with you people?!?!?!? are u all lacking penises, or did u just miss the fact that shes ****ING PURPLE!!!!!!! OMG!!!

 

[Dragnskull]

Originally posted by DragnSkull
...isnt cortana the blue computer holagram chick? ...if so...then i say ur not right -.- thers been lots of games w/ hot chicks -.-


but hey, if smurf coloring is what gets u off...then more power to ya!

i didnt, and like i said, maybe the color gets them off ^ ^

 

[IDefy]

No, tomb raider was garbage i couldn't stand it. i'd say one of the girls from final fantasy would be way more popular but never would i think one is "hot".

 

[PunkGo]

Originally posted by munchyman
omfg.......what in the hell is wrong with you people?!?!?!? are u all lacking penises, or did u just miss the fact that shes ****ING PURPLE!!!!!!! OMG!!!

ur penis is purple

 

[BushForEmperor]

Man, you people have real problems if you get it off to a damn video game character. You must have real sad lives if you resort to video game characters to get horny. This is one of the most stupid things i have read in my life, i hope your proud of yourselves you sick freaks.

 

[jaguar291]

First, props out to IDefy for his avatar... Get Fuzzy is awesome!

Second, Spike~, you are seriously one of the most ****ed up individuals I've ever heard speak... getting off to a cartoon is utterly disgusting and I hope you die, you sick son of a bitch...

Ugh... you've just replaced the ****ing priests that touch little boys as the most ****ed up people alive...

 

[JeFfDiddy78]

im sick of readin about these horny pimple face freak super nerds talkin bout jerkin it to video games like final fantasy and tomb raider.. how dare you defile my dear halo you fags! GET A LIFE i bet you guys never touched a HUMAN girl in your life! what has society come 2?

 

[Cert]

no, sadly, only an alien girl once touched me. does that count? i think it was because she was mad cuz i killed her husband who was that elite guy on the silent cartographer with the sword. she touched me. she touched me hard.

 

[weiner_hat]

hey ive gotten it out to some toons and doa volley ball now is that anyhitng to be ashamed of?

if you it or they gives you a boner, beat it off. but the lady your talking bout...i can see her being mildly, but nothing to give me anything near a chubby.

but since you bring this up i take it youve pleased your dick to her a couple of times.

 

[*VolCoM_MonKey*]

Jeez people...Purple holograms turn you on?? Some one needs a gurl.

 

[PunkGo]

Originally posted by JeFfDiddy78
im sick of readin about these horny pimple face freak super nerds talkin bout jerkin it to video games like final fantasy and tomb raider.. how dare you defile my dear halo you fags! GET A LIFE i bet you guys never touched a HUMAN girl in your life! what has society come 2?

i agree...but i dont say it..so i end with this, the first and last time u will EVER see female genetalia is when u were born :wavey

 

[Noodle Boy]

Purple holorgram or not.. She's butt ass ugly, period.

She's got an attitude problem and Dr. Halsey is probably like.. hooked up on coke or something and made her purple. She's a nut.

 

[Noodle Boy]

But seriously.. Beat off to whatever the hell you want.

Personally.. I have a life.

 

[weiner_hat]

look let him be with what ever he thinks is hot,

what ever floats your boat.

 

[Speedy]

OMG HAWT PIXELS MAKE ME TINGLE IN MY PANTS!!!!!!11

I don't see how you can think video game girls are 'hot'.

 

[munchyman]

I for one think that this thread could benefit greatly from the sage wisdom of VC......