Convert to Christian today kids

[aphextwin]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

u seriously need to see this.... they are brainwashing kids to drop their original religion and become christians.... theres also this really ****ed up dress-up a sheep game as well

jesus <3 you and me

 

[Rock_on]

yes, its the cool thing to do!!! look! the chinece are doing it!

 

[AxL]

The mascot kinda reminds me of Lambchop from that show on PBS...

 

[TheNamelessYam]

eww, i thought it was lambchop for a while

i think im just going to reread the home page and laugh my ass off again.

 

[R[s]T]

CHRITIANITY RULEs!!!


rules are hard though.... so u just skip them..... god forgives... unless u do sumthing bad, like bsing god or brunign a church or be gay...

 

[CelestialBadger]

That game kicks ass, so stfu you ****ing pagan pieces of shit.

Consider me converted.

 

[Darkmatter]

''Have fun, and remember: JESUS & I <3 YOU''


This is sickening. I am going to go worship something else now. Stupid brainwashing twats.

 

[Ntrik_]

Bible is so much like novel!

Man oh man! I love Christianity, I get these ppl coming to my house sometimes, telling me to go to church!

 

[Arkillo]

Lambuel? what the **** kinda name is that

 

[aphextwin]

its like samuel except replace sam with lamb

 

[killer900]

that was funny! dinosaurs are still alive? what!? that's completely absud. but that "what do you do if you meet an athiest?" was HILARIOUS!! lmfao! i really needed to laugh so thanks. it also says "jesus wants us to be hot for him" lmao! i'm sooo hot for jesus! he's a sexy beast baby!

 

[Khull]

The butterfly thing: Professor, what are fossils and where do they come from?

The girraf professor: Fossils are the remains of the wicked man and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the flood!


If I had a child this would be the one site I wouldent want them to see, ever... what a load of bs. The worst part is all all those "fun facts" have been scientifically disproven...

 

[captaindry]

ahhaha

secular movies lie!

 

[Kaldaris]

im christian.

this kinda stuff makes me want to become an aethiest.

 

[Forged]

My favorite

"Hey Proffesor haven't dynos been extinct for millions of years?"

"Wrong little buddy, dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the water, the earth is only 10,000 years old"

 

[TheNamelessYam]

"LOL means Love Our Lord!
LOL! LOL! LOL!"

they said that under one of the childrens artwork pictures

 

[Forged]

yeah this site is kinda making fun of christianity *I hope*

 

[aphextwin]

therefore, maybe we should move this to the asylum

 

[TheNamelessYam]

you'd be surpised how hardcore christians can be these days. this is almost definately not making fun of christianity.. but if it was i dont think id be that suprised either.

 

[james_in_time]

did ne one move their mouse over the sheep on the home page LMAO!!! and since when was sleeping and eating ice cream a temptatation