Comebacks

[minny]

i was in an argument with my friend today...and i realized i sucked at comebacks... any tips? or your favorite ones?

 

[jd-inflames]

"Your Mom..." seems to work pretty well. Then when they reply with a firm "**** you, sir.", you reply, "I already did with your mom.". Then when they say something silly such as "My mother is dead, you asshat." You reply by saying, "You think I don't know that? I like it when they lay all still.". Works every time.

 

[Static]

You wait for the word white, and then you stop the conversation and bust out with, "White, you mean the color of the juice i left in your grandmothers mouth." Then you G-hook them in the face.

 

[B~E]

Who the hell is your teacher, maddox ?

Actualy, I think the attitud is more important than what you actualy say. Who care if you just answer something like : "yhea... well.. potatoe.". As long as you say it as if you dont give a shit, it'l work.

 

[torrid mind]

or shut your face.. i use that all the time..
or hey... hey.. dont make me slap you alright?
or
your a mexican lover
or
you nasty ass mother ****er.

 

[WildfireFX]

roffle @ static's response. go with that one.

"die" works nicely too, paired with a timely "drink bleach".

 

[TweaK]

Your face is xxx. Ugly works well as well.

 

[Nearby-Stalker]

OMGWTFBBQROFLGGNEWBSAVEANDEXITREJOINKTHKX works good......if your in a fight with a nerd. Also say that he has been ub3r pwnt by teh gawdlie 0n3. and um, "h4x'3d nub!" works as well.

 

[dP]

depends what kind of things your friend says.

 

[TweaK]

You could also just call them a giant flaming homo.

 

[Static]

call them a tweak fanatic... oh boy will that send them raging