Christian Game Reviews

[DB]

I was on GameFAQs.com recently, and I was checking the message boards for Ninja Gaiden messages... I came upon a Christian Review of the game...

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=466


Read there, and if you don't feel like reading it, just skip down to the rating.

 

[Guest]

Wtf? thats garbage. I played that game and it is so not a F. How raciest are those people, honestly?

 

[DB]

Read their synopsis of this game, and you will find out why... It's rather funny.

 

[DigitalElite]

That was great...More, I need MORE!!!!

 

[B)ushid(o]

I read through some other reviews... surprised that FFX got a decent grade despite how everything parellels the Catholic church in the bad way. :-/

 

[DB]

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=446

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=108

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=79

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=539

 

[TweaK]

Ratings go like this... A A A A F A - overall rating: F
:crackin

Oh man, **** paganistic beliefs. THIS GAME IS A SIN AGAINST CHRISTIANITY

 

[DigitalElite]

Wow, GTA3 didnt get a neccessarily bad rating, compared to ninja gaiden...I was expecting something horrible for it...

MORE!

 

[DB]

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=534

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=519

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=116

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=440

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=306

http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=325

 

[DigitalElite]

OK No More...there compalints about Zelda really ruined the fun for me. ALthough I enjoyed their complaints about the Spiderman game

 

[Sly]

that pisses me offf

 

[AxL]

Game Play: A
Sound: A
Graphics: A
Appropriateness: F
Controls: A

Overall Rating: F

Let's assume A equals 5 and F equals 1 (there is no E in ranking)

So

5+5+5+5+1/5=4.2

That is a B-. How does one F equal F?

 

[Hitsua]

4.2 x 2 = 8.4 x 10 = 84. B, not B-

 

[ShaftedTwice]

eek.. math nerds =) that is pretty funny..

 

[Magikarp]

Originally posted by Hitsua
4.2 x 2 = 8.4 x 10 = 84. B, not B-

Does it really matter, Hitsua? Stop pettifogging..

Eh, I began to read the review, and I didn't see anything that gave away his religious beliefs. Eventually, I got to the "Ugly" section, and then the dude totally trashed it. I was surprised, because the review, although somewhat sleezy, wasn't too bad.

I don't think anyone would really take a review like that seriously, unless your a total putz. Also, the guy who played it obviously played it thoroughly.. and in his review he tells other people not to play it. What the **** is wrong with him? It seems that he doesn't mind the fact that he played it, but he gets anal-retentive and tells others not to play it. Do I smell a hypocrite?

Team Ninja remained faithful in their tradition of having one or more female characters of unrealistic proportions wearing as little clothing as possible.

Wow. Unrealistic proportions? What was he expecting, a game that remained strictly faithful to the human anatomy?

What a flawed review. This man needs to be shot.