Canada Vs Russia

[~Canuck~]

Since otto our local russian bitch seems to think Canada is gay, i've decided to ask the board for there wonderful opinion. Which country/culture is gay?

Please feel free to flame otto senselessly using dull repetative flames with no wit, it makes him try harder on his comebacks.

 

[Kuzmich]

Well consider this, Russia prosecutes peopel for being gay, if you gay in Russia then you cant get a decent job, Canada on the other hand has a lot of french in it. Doesnt that bring you to a thought that if french are gay, and Canadians are partly french, then the Canadians have the homosexual gene in them? Only Canada could scoop as low as being basically owned by US, even Mexico has some self-respect, yet Canada can do nothing, if US tells them to do something they do it, and jsut bite each others dicks out of anger afterward. So you decide.

 

[amrtin77]

punishment for being gay? thats not something to be proud of your country for.

i dont mind russia or canada. they both cool in my book =] i think canada is a little cooler cuz they right by us and are just like us.

 

[Jiggy]

Heh I live 15 mins away from the boarder and wow those canadians cant drive for shit.

 

[B)ushid(o]

Otmorosok you're forgetting the most important thing.

Canadian snipers > any other snipers

Just watch. Canada will rule the world one day with their superior sniping and their mastery of deception. The Canadians are a frightening group of people. The media just doesn't portay the evil, sinister side of them. They think Canada is all nice and happy, but one day they will maim. Canada will own the world and noone can stop them. We are all doomed.

Oh, and another thing... GAY PRIDE!!!:butterfly

 

[amrtin77]

haha the worlds gonna be conquered by crazy canadian snipers ><

 

[IDefy]

Originally posted by Otmorosok
Well consider this, Russia prosecutes peopel for being gay, if you gay in Russia then you cant get a decent job, Canada on the other hand has a lot of french in it. Doesnt that bring you to a thought that if french are gay, and Canadians are partly french, then the Canadians have the homosexual gene in them? Only Canada could scoop as low as being basically owned by US, even Mexico has some self-respect, yet Canada can do nothing, if US tells them to do something they do it, and jsut bite each others dicks out of anger afterward. So you decide.

Look at your flag then look at France's. Now rethink.

Not all Canadians are French, in fact im sure many are russian, IE eskimos/inuits.

 

[TweaK]

In Russia, road forks you!

 

[Plumpamania]

Yea and Canada has free health care, what does Russia have. . .

Mail order brides and vodka. . yay.

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Tim Hortons! that about wraps things up.

 

[irdamage]

hell...canada could take 3 or 4 countries b4 any one even caught on....no one would suspect us ...and if we get attaced by anyone....we get help from U.S and if they dont help.....the attackers can have quebec ...those pricks wanna leave anyway j/k

 

[Jason]

Canada is more racist than a lot of countries..and Russia is a bunch of drunk commys..

 

[AxL]

Well Russia had Stalin and Canada has so many cool people I can't think of (Jim Carrey for one). Plus free health care So Canada in my book. But USA is the best.

On a side note, I am shocked. This is the first non Canada vs. USA thread in a long time.

 

[Guest]

Canada owns because it is stronger then Russia at the moment...the only way Russia can achive ower is with dictatorhip (no offense).

 

[Jason]

Russia, can suck my dick. All they are, are a bunch of drunk assholes who talk the talk, but don't walk the walk, if you know what I mean..

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

In a serious debate I would say that Canada had the more gays in it. Is it really stronger than russia? The snipers aren't all that you know. Russia has the most manuverable plane in the world. This forums is full of yankes and canadians. Russia can do things a lot cheaper than other countries, U.S seems the biggest waster and possiblely canada might be bad for that as well.

 

[irdamage]

well technically...we dont have a military worth jack, we have a cpraload of unemployment...and we do allow gay marrage but theres nothing wrong with gays....and about the racist thing...pretty much over a waurter of our population are immigrints...so wmost of us arent racists...but we also got free health care and a higher level of education than the states...(as in wut americans learn in grade 5 we learn in grade 3 or 4)

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

Yeah, I have to admit education in America sux ass. Even if I didn't read all that stuff about the poor education in America I would tell anyway from seeing some yankes posts. I do respect canada it is a nice, friendly, and peace-loving country. Honestly I think canada had a bit more homesexual men.

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Canada has been one of the most racist nations in the past, and I don't mean the past a long time ago, like in this century. I don't think it is so much the people in Canada but the government was just pro british, especially during the wars. Irdamage you just quoted some stand up comedians with your joke, I saw it on tv . There probably are more gay people here if Otmo is telling the truth and it is illegal there, but I don't see why that matters. Canada is pretty nice though.

 

[irdamage]

btw: good to c the humor of glen foster and sean collins spreads

but yah in the past we were pretty racist...not allowing blacks into ww1, and also using chinese workers to build railways...but other than the past racism....its pretty decent up here