Callout: Leviathan or some other japanese literrate guy!

[AP]

OMfg! translate this for me please! I NEED IT BY new YEAERS DAY!!!!!1

Watashi wa taberunoga daisukedesu.
herushi-na(na is hirogana, idk why) tabemonogasuke desu. <-- i dunno where the spaces go so i wrote one big word.

So i have to write about my eating habits.

so please translate from eng to jap for me.

1.I like to eat a lot of things. (is that what the above is?)
2.I eat breakfast prepared by my mother at (goro) around 7:00, at home.
3.I eat lunch prepared by myself at around 12:00, usually at school.
3.5. I eat snakes sometimes prepared by myself around 4:30
4. I eat dinner prepared by my mother at around 6:00 at home.
5. My favourite food is cheese and.... I just need to know how to say favourite food. (then i just add noun and to then nouns right?)
6. My favourite drink is...


Thanks leviathan!


omg can u do this for me too translate!

I have clothes in my closet. Below the clothes are shoes. Next to the shoes are my pants and jeans. Above the clothes is a shelf. On the shelf are my toys. Behind my toys is my hat.

 

[Wing Zero]

u know a pm would work nicely
and is this for fun or education as in school

 

[ChrisH36]

http://www.solon.org/cgi-bin/j-e/jis/dict?sDict=on&L=E

Learn to find and use translators.

 

[Wing Zero]

u knwo they never work to well

 

[Trojan]

Yea I translated 'shut the hell up ace' into spanish then took the spanish translation and translated it back to english and got 'it closes hell upon the ace'.

<3 Translators.

 

[ChrisH36]

Well some do, some don't. Depends on the author.

 

[Vadriel]

Most translate too literally, word for word, and don't factor in any loose meanings. I have found that translators aren't too helpful.

 

[Arkillo]

Translators work, you just have to be smarter than them.

"Pissant" for example wouldn't work right if translated back and forth, but "Ant of Piss" would. Means the same thing, just worded different.

 

[AP]

translator tranlates in japanese works i dont understand. thats why i asked here. why do u ppl read a thread that has someones elses name on it?

 

[Aternyth]

I would say #1 this way:Takusan tabemono wo taberu koto ga suki desu.
I'm pretty sure your way is correct though.

#5: Ichiban suki na tabemono wa cheezu desu. (Ichi ban suki na = "My Favorite...)

#6: Ichiban suki na nomemono wa... whatever

All I know for now. =/ Its been a long time since I looked at my notes. I'll get back to you.

 

[Magikarp]

Watashi wa taberunoga daisukedesu

*Watashi wa taberu no ga daisuki desu

This would actually mean "I like eating very much" rather than "I like to eat a lot of things." What Aternyth suggested, "Takusan tabemono wo taberu koto ga suki desu", is 100% accurate. Use his example.

To be honest, I'm not 100% positive about #3 (And the ones related to it).. it has what you call a relative pronoun in English (The breakfast that is prepared by mother), which is a bit difficult to express in Japanese. I played it safe in my first example, although it isn't a perfect translation:

1: Shichiji goro ni uchi de okaasan no choushoku wo tabemasu.

I eat mother's breakfast around seven o'clock at home.

This one, although I'm only 85% confident in it, is more accurate (Assuming it is correct):

2: Shichiji goro ni uchi de watashi wa okaasan de tsukuru choushoku wo tabemasu.

I eat breakfast (that is) prepared by mother at around seven o'clock at home.

I'd recommend you send a private message to aphextwin to double check on my translation, considering he's a native speaker and all. If you can't reach him, go with my second example. The other ones should come easily (Just plug in the new words; hebi = snake, etc.).

 

[Ntrik_]

Well some do, some don't. Depends on the author.

you mean, all of them dont

 

[AP]

aw awesome. ty lvianthan and aternyth

 

[Speaker]

and is this for fun or education as in school

?????????????????????????????

 

[Magikarp]

aw awesome. ty lvianthan and aternyth

So what's the deal, did you get good marks for what we told you? Tell us what happened.

 

[Ntrik_]

So what's the deal, did you get good marks for what we told you? Tell us what happened.

Yea! tell us what happend you!

 

[ChrisH36]

So you can feel more loved rather than being picked on almost everytime you post.

 

[AP]

omfg i have to do the whole ****en thing all over cuz i didnt write about healthy food.
Watashi wa taberunoga daisukedesu.
herushi-na(na is hirogana, idk why) tabemonogasuke desu. apparently means i eat a lot of healthy shit. So now i have to convince the read i eat a lot of healthy food. Should i just write like my favourite food is water and vegetables?

 

[Gimmi]

and is this for fun or education as in school

omfg i have to do the whole ****en thing all over cuz i didnt write about healthy food.
Watashi wa taberunoga daisukedesu.
herushi-na(na is hirogana, idk why) tabemonogasuke desu. apparently means i eat a lot of healthy shit. So now i have to convince the read i eat a lot of healthy food. Should i just write like my favourite food is water and vegetables?

.....so? school?

 

[AP]

why would i do this shit for fun>?