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Nice job on Tit's and ass.
Bad job on bitches that won't put out.
What's the whole idea about faith? Thats just dumb. Grow up. When the Clam created the Earth it didn't take no 6 days and The Clam didn't need to rest on the 7th.. damn ass pussy..
Stop spending all your time poping bubble wrap and do some thing worth while with your life.

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That should piss our Christian members, good. Although i dont support the idea of Universe being made by Clam. I eat clams, so how can something i can kill create my world?
 

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But they didnt eat him, I dont believe in religious crap, i am an atheist.
 

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All i have to say is that VC is god and we should worship him as if he was our relegious leader.
 

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If he makes beer flow in rivers, and drop as rain from the sky, then i shall believe in him.
 

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Originally posted by Jiggy
LOL someones an alcoholic........:whistles:
I am Russian, and i like to drink some, but i never drink alone, usually with freinds, i am not an alchogolic. But it would be coo if someone makes my wishes come true.
 

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You act as if drinking beer is an accomplishment.
 

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I once heard a joke...it went something like this:

A genetic scientist believed he could create life better than god ever could, so he challenged god. God agreed. They met, outside, and the judge asked if everyone was ready.

Scientist: Yep

God: Of course.

Judge: GO!

God yawns, and sits back...the scientist goes, and picks up some dirt. God jumps to his feet and says "hey there, wait a minute! Get your own dirt!"

(Yes, far-fetched, but it get my point through.)

Anyone who doesn't understand that, dirt IS already life, and god created it...good, i'm glad that's clear.

My point is that no one but god can create life, in essence...but I do not believe the earth was created in 6 days...or that Adam and Eve lived for 800 some odd years, and so on and so forth. I believe in evolution. Anyone who would like to argue that I can't believe in god and evolution at the same time, let me hear it...but don't bother adding "owned" on to the end of your posts...I'll always have something to say...:)
 

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Originally posted by Jason.
You act as if drinking beer is an accomplishment.
You act as if being a homo is an accomplishment, but why dont you shut up. I ask everyone in here, who wants Gay Jason to shut his hole, and go do something usefull. Liek going strainght, and not ****ing his son C9.
 

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c9 is older than me, how is he my son?

Oh I forgot, you're Russian.
 

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You are his daddie's gay lover, so he is your son. Lets not ruin this thread for people, we already got other two.
 

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Originally posted by VegetaClam
Nice job on Tit's and ass.
Bad job on bitches that won't put out.
What's the whole idea about faith? Thats just dumb. Grow up. When the Clam created the Earth it didn't take no 6 days and The Clam didn't need to rest on the 7th.. damn ass pussy..
Stop spending all your time poping bubble wrap and do some thing worth while with your life.

-VC
blah blah blah whats the point of living im gonna go slit my wrists bye guys hahahahaha
 

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