Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html said:
FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered
haha you have to love america
 

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Hey! You gotta find something to defend yourself with...

I personally would have gone for the frying pan.
 

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No... the burglar woke up the victims by rubbing one with spices, and hitting the other victim with a sausage.
Yeah I was like wtf are they talking about.
 

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