Britney kidnaps her children

[x42bn6]

Um, yeah, Britney Spears's New Years Resolution must've been to never let her children go.

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[MacMan]

Choo choo! All aboard the crazy train! Chooo chooooooooo!

 

[x42bn6]

And her sister's show has been cancelled due to responsible parenting.*

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Choo choo! All aboard the crazy train! Chooo chooooooooo!

I chooo chooo chooooose you.