Blood Candy and disgrace

[VegetaClam]

Welcome my angelic brothers,

Halloween and what it really teaches us.

Begging for food. I admire the act of begging for food when it's done out of necessity. It's like pleading for air or water either of which I'm ok with.

Begging for candy while dressed up as some thing your not has always set my stomach ill at ease.

1. More candy is the last thing those Rolley polley fat ass kids need.
2. If you want to dress up and take stuff then rob a bank.
3. What kind of lesson are we teaching children when they ask strangers for hand outs.


Pretty soon those kids will grow up, get knocked up and be asking the state for food stamps.

There is one group of halloweeners that I feel do a public service. It's those kids that are a lil older who beat the tar out of the power ranger glad punks and take their candy. Those kids emulate true American values. Bite and fight to take candy from the beggars. They think ahead, plan, and attack the weaker. At the end of the day they have many bags of candy that they worked hard and honest to get.

Begging bad, Kicking ass of little kids good.

Ipse dixit cogito, ergo sum infinitum ad extremum.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[Krovvy]

Did your parents not love you?

 

[Zmoney]

Why go door to door when you can knockout a teletubby and steal there candy?

Thats a double wammy two things you always wanted to do in one!

 

[Dark Mistress]

It's a ****ing holiday, yeah it's turned generic and useless, but it has meaning all the same...

BTW, behaviorism died a long time ago...

:hop

 

[Trojan]

Yea just look at black people...

Errr I mean rap.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

Did your parents not love you?

did he even have parents?

 

[Glowy]

IM just gonna sit on the front porch with a big bowel of sugar daddy\ swith my ***** in the middle and see how many kids i can get to touch my sugardaddy wrapped weiner and pull it.

 

[Krovvy]

IM just gonna sit on the front porch with a big bowel of sugar daddy\ swith my ***** in the middle and see how many kids i can get to touch my sugardaddy wrapped weiner and pull it.

What's your address?

 

[Glowy]

lol... i haft to shoo you away beck...okay beck let the other kids have a turn...god greedy basterd.

 

[PauseBreak]

I'll smoke that sugar err I mean... I'll grab your sugar daddy err I mean!
Just give me the bowl. I'll smoke that.

 

[Octopor]

did he even have parents?

He gave birth to himself.

 

[Glowy]

Inverted butthole baby?

 

[Dark Mistress]

I miss candy... =(

:hop

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i miss salt n pepa

 

[Laharl]

Heaven forfend that kids be allowed to have... fun!

I go out with a baseball bat to knock out the older kids and return candy to the younger ones. I'm like batman, but gay.

 

[Dark Mistress]

Batman was gay... Why do you think he kept Robin around..? =P

:hop

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

to say "GEE WILIKER! BATMAN!"

 

[Glowy]

aww robin this call for the bat dildo

 

[Dragnskull]

i see exactly what your saying. not only is it the true way of an American, but it is survival of the fittest (smarts.)

Think about it. these kids travel all around multiple neighborhoods, each one in the group gathering a small bit here and there.

the smart ones however, catch them at the last second, after its all done for the night, and take there entire nights work for there own profit, gaining in a minute, what it took each kid in the group an entire night to form.

thats the same way buisnesses make money with there hirelings.

very wise brother clam.

 

[Glowy]

clam for president