Better than glow poles story

[Hitsua]

Last night at about 1 or 2, my friend decided we wanted to get his 10 year old brother drunk. Few shots later he was nearly drunk. We go out and sit in a hot tub for a few and here him yelling.

"It tickles...somone it tickles!!!"

We run in to see him bending down with peanut butter on his ass and his 3 legged dog** licking it. It was the funniest thing in a while.

**Dog has 3 legs do to me running over it with my dirtbike.

 

[Samsara]

at least it wasnt the other end

 

[dusty_pip]

Originally posted by Hitsua
Last night at about 1 or 2, my friend decided we wanted to get his 10 year old brother drunk. Few shots later he was nearly drunk. We go out and sit in a hot tub for a few and here him yelling.

"It tickles...somone it tickles!!!"

We run in to see him bending down with peanut butter on his ass and his 3 legged dog** licking it. It was the funniest thing in a while.

**Dog has 3 legs do to me running over it with my dirtbike.

lol thats funny but cruel

 

[Kao]

You people are sick. Just sick.

 

[minny]

yes....sick and not very funny
glowpoles is much betta

 

[Hitsua]

He ate out a cat's ass. And we were drunk, we just didn't get layed.

 

[Zmoney]

HA, funny, but i gots plenty better.

We went to the gas stasion, after we got done egging house's and bought something with a plastic bag. I proceeded to shit in this bag for later.

As we were leaving i threw my last egg over the bank at the skaters sessioning in the parking lot.

After they realizd what landed feet awy from them. They came after mean my friend, and cought us somehow.(Boards can fly)

SO when they cought us i threw my shit bag, it hit this kids neck, he realized what it was right away, hurled, then whipped his boad at me. I dogged the board and the one side broke off.

His friends had given up long ago, and he continued to chase us for some reason. HE then got beasted.

Morale to this story dont chase, a gangsta.

Also if you a skater, long hair dosnt make you tough.

Also if your zsquared, your shit smells, meaning your a supreme being.

Dont play games
Wootang *making W sign with two hands{Wootang symbol}*

 

[Hitsua]

That wasn't funny, that was stupid.

 

[VegetaClam]

Was it chunky or smooth peanut butter? I'm just wondering..

Here puppy come here girl...

-VC

 

[sprucegoose]

WOO TANG!

 

[Sly]

i think Zsquared story is funny, cept it made fun of skater doods.

 

[Hitsua]

Chunky.

 

[YaZouR]

both storys were sick and wierd and dumb, my opinion and no1 was funny but glowpoles storys are some of em funny anyway.

 

[Kao]

Z- if your post was shorter, it would have been good.

 

[Lestert21]

thats F**kin nasty and sick man

 

[Zmoney]

Mine is true thought.

Skaters suck.

Waste of life, id rather be cool with a goth.

 

[magic_mushrooms]

meh skateboarding doesnt make u a skater.........gahd.....

 

[Zmoney]

Well then, Skaters still suck.

If your a skater you suck.

Dont try to bitch me, your prolly wasted and cant talk, meaning you cant bitch me.