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Laharl
I wish to speak to you about the most excellent animal in existance.
That's right! The noble goat!
As you can see, the goat comes with a full package.
Horns, hair, and the nose is nice. Dig that nose.
Awesome goat nose. I'd hit that, yeah.
But anyways.
Why are goats so awesome? They... jump on rocks/climb things, headbutt things with their horns, and are the sole inventers of all good things on earth: Cheese, waffles, ramen and of course. Goats.
Therefore it is necessary that three changes be made:
1. We have our first goat prime minister, or for americans. President. Preferably a billy goat. I nominate Hilary Clinton.
2. Goats be adopted as the national animal. For every country. Any who refuse should be carpet bombed until dead or they accept.
3. A golden goat be made to replace all current gods, in all modern religions. Even atheism. For there is much power behind the goat.
And once accomplished we'll be one country under goat.
And I'll be happy.
That's right! The noble goat!
As you can see, the goat comes with a full package.
Horns, hair, and the nose is nice. Dig that nose.
Awesome goat nose. I'd hit that, yeah.
But anyways.
Why are goats so awesome? They... jump on rocks/climb things, headbutt things with their horns, and are the sole inventers of all good things on earth: Cheese, waffles, ramen and of course. Goats.
Therefore it is necessary that three changes be made:
1. We have our first goat prime minister, or for americans. President. Preferably a billy goat. I nominate Hilary Clinton.
2. Goats be adopted as the national animal. For every country. Any who refuse should be carpet bombed until dead or they accept.
3. A golden goat be made to replace all current gods, in all modern religions. Even atheism. For there is much power behind the goat.
And once accomplished we'll be one country under goat.
And I'll be happy.
