AVP Review

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**SPOILER FREE**

The movie was so-so, the beggining scenes were too fast and they explained little, they needed to take time to slow things down. The movie is a little blunt, and the characters always seem to know everything about everthing they saw. Stupider characters would have made it a better movie. The ending was great and better then the beggining. If you're looking to see a movie for shits and giggles, your probably better off seeing something else.

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Where do I begin? Technically the whole pyramid under the ice is a friggin awesome concept that they manage to make somewhat retarded. The aliens are way too strong and the first two predators are dispatched way too easily, Then it seems the third has the might of bruce lee fighting a roach. The plot was a little expected with one human left standing and becoming friends with the last predator. The characters have some bad acting going on, and the predator shouldnt have made friends with the human, shoulda been like, *shhhink*, *stab*, *grabs gun, runs off*. Also the movie would have been better if they had made the girl a "human predator" as seen in a few of the comic books. The ending, I think, was awesome, with the predator/alien hybrid erupting out of his chest.

If youve seen it, post your opinions here.
 

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Don't want to see it now reading your reveiw, and I read others that say it stunk.

-Frank :cool:
 

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you brought your computer to the movie theaters too?

BUUUUUURn
 

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Originally posted by Lwek
To explain how bored the movie was:
I ****ed my gf 4 times.
How would you manage to do that in a crowed movie theater?
 

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His girlfriend is his hand.
 

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AVP was in the bigger theatre, so there's 3 different sections of that theatre. Middle, where everyone sits, Left and Right that are barely even seated. Me and my GF sat at the way top corner of the left side, Sided by 3 walls because there's a special room containing recliners in the top middle section.
Chit-chat getting to be like the Asylum.
 

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I didn't want to see it before, and after reading that it sucks I still don't want to see it.
 

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I'm going to see it tommorow. When I want to see something, I see it. I never let negative reviews change my decision :).
 

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Well, to say the blunt truth...it COULD have been much better. The fight scenes were over WAY to quickly, and only a few preds and aliens?! WTF! I wanna see groups duking it out, not one on ones. Oh, and the ****** win.

If you've played the game, then the end will not be a surprise to you.

Don't worry, if you count all the asteriks, it could be any of the 3!
 
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**** that i dont care if it sucks im going to see it tomorrow stoned off my ass, i been waitin to long to go see it
 

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