At the Clam house

[VegetaClam]

Alright Alright my Brothers it is time again. Last night i was over at Mrs Clam's house. Things were going well. She smoked a lil hootie drank a lil drink, pretty soon she was ready to rock. Which was what i'd been waiting on since i bloody got there. Be that as it may, got the panties off. Got the wee wee in. Life was looking up. Then i just couldn't take it any more and it was over. I didn't mean to pop so soon but it just happend. Was like she sucked it out. Just wanted to let every one know that can happen to any one. Felt pretty good but i was really looking for some thing longer. Take care my Brothers till we meet again,
Your Loving Friend,
Vegeta Clam

 

[Theroy]

clam?

"Alright Alright my Brothers it is time again."

I would not find myself dead related to someone as mental as you.

"Last night i was over at Mrs Clam's house. "

Who the hell is miss clam you explain nothing. Is mrs clam your mom to to you use the word miss and your name is "vegetaclam".

"Things were going well"

When I was reading the post this is were I wanted to stop reading due to I could tell you were going to say something stupid and you know what I was right.

"She smoked a lil hootie drank a lil drink"

good for her and please you drugs as proper names such as she someked some marijuana and drank some alcohol. It would make you sound a little smarter trust me by the looks of this your going to need it.

"pretty soon she was ready to rock"

You are mental no other way of putting it.

"Be that as it may, got the panties off"

She must have been handicaped or retarted or something?

"Got the wee wee in"

Please don't use words like "wee wee" around me that line just showed your intire intellengence in one line.

"I didn't mean to pop so soon but it just happend"

I think I'm going to throw up you "****ing retard".

"Was like she sucked it out"

Were you haveing sex with a vacum cleaner?

"Felt pretty good but i was really looking for some thing longer"

See this is what we call an idiot who thinks he's cool but quite contraire hes a ****ing loser.

"Take care my Brothers till we meet again"

Im sure all your family will be just thrilled that you posted this. Oh did I mention your a "****ing retard".

"Your Loving Friend,
Vegeta Clam"

Go to hell you little bitch.
what the **** is with the clam part?

 

[Kitty]

lol, Theroy, you have some sense of humor!

 

[Comin2TakeUAway]

but its truthfull humor

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Re: clam?

Ok VegetaClam first thing is that theory has a point, you make sex look like the "Teletubbie's Kiddie Time Special", i mean cmon man, you say hootie instead of weed, what kind of person says hootie and wee wee?? the words are d*** and weed, learn to talk you pansy momma's boy

Second, what you just said is that you had sex with your mom or some other family member because your name has the same prefix as the person you did it with.

Third, what you just said is that you drugged some1 and commited statutory rape on them while they were under the influence, which is just wrong man.

Finnaly, you should of never made this dumb thread in the first place because not only did you admit to us all that your lame in the sack, but you exposed us to nudity, which is forbidden in the Asylum, while at the same time disgusting us with your smut.

 

[Kitty]

maybe its his wife and they dont live in the same house?

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Ok, what you just said kittiekitty is that VegetaClam is some old perverted pedaphile who makes friends on forums so that he can lure little kids into his basement home and hog tie them up while his wife rapes them.

IS this your little secret Vegeta!??!!??

IM ON TO YOU CHILD MOLESTER!!

 

[Forged]

Ghetto i just saw ur avatar and now I despise you in every way possible. ne1 that would post an Ignorant niger (and i spelt it wrong on purpose) As an avatar should be killed You cant spell
cRAP without RAP

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

lol

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

i just find that funny, thnx for making my day ForGeD

 

[Final Warrior]

all the destruction in the unholy chaotic universe wouldnt be able to destroy u ppl. ti=ti+'=my vietnamese nickname

 

[Comin2TakeUAway]

either your all wasted or sick in the head,
1) Rap_Crapsta, some people just have sick, demented, unholy, ileagal, sickining, horid fetishes. get over it. you dont have to like it, i dont, just go into a little corner and throw up.

2) ForGed, i agree about rap is nothing but noisy shit, but dont despise him unless hes a "white boy" acting punk

3) Final Warior, what the hell does that mean, and no one likes viatenamies exept other viatenamies

4) VagetaCalm, go to hell and dont post again until you learn some "big boy" words

 

[VegetaClam]

Theroy, I'm glad your here. I was so hoping to find some one in such need of my help. I am here for you my brother. Here to hold you above all others. I know you love me and I you. The pain in your words only highlights your struggle. Later My brother.

 

[Kitty]

uh Theroy is that freak your brother? because it sounded just like that. but i dont believe it, a retard like him couldnt possibly be related to you, because you appear quite intelligent. but if he is, then may god have mercy on you!

 

[Theroy]

Go kill yourself make it eaier on every one else

"Theroy, I'm glad your here"

I'm not you stupid "****" you are obviously very uneducated and need some schooling and some psychiatric help well your at it.

"I was so hoping to find some one in such need of my help"

No one is in need of your help. Go "hop" some were else you dumb "wee wee".

"I am here for you my brother"

For the last time who the "****"are you and please don't relate me to your retarted family.

"Here to hold you above all others"

Someone as low as you couldnt get anyone above anything you demented bitch.

"I know you love me and I you"

No actually I don't actually the opposite I hate you and I think you mentally handicapped.

"The pain in your words only highlights your struggle"

My pain in my words? Im typing not talking you moronic "retard".

"Later My brother"

This is the part that makes me think you really do need help. Reffering to me as your brother when you don't know my name what country I live in or my age when I posted that numerous amounts of times. You suffer from a rare disorder called "youareafagiietous". (sound it out)

 

[Theroy]

nope

I would never find myself related to someone as stupid as that.

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

and id never find myself related to a 59 year old pedapheliic pervert who lures kids into his basement home to molest them

*Ghetto starts coughing and blurts out VegetaClam, then starts walking slowly away when the 59 year old approaches him with a horny look on his face*

 

[james_in_time]

OMG can i laugh harder this is funny as hell you can tell clam is doing this on purpose lol. Its obvious but keep doing it its funny and theory that was one of the funniest things i have ever read and forged what the hell is wrong with you nigers kick ass. i have just read the first page and i can barley breathe from laughing so hard! now i will read on!

 

[Theroy]

:/

Im glad you found that amusing I sure didn't and I don't think he is jokeing.

 

[james_in_time]

lol, i'm srry theory, You have a stalker priest,rabbi,.... wat ever. it seems that he ummm...... likes you maybe. Other words he wants you to suck it out of him, he must be tired of his mom.