pyro_junky
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ok let me tell you some of the pranks i played this year as april fools is my secound favorit holliday (next to mischif night )
ok i did this one last year but to a difrent person: i gone to my freaid daves house and asked if i could borrow his car to go pick up some things at the store because that bandy thing in my car isnt working right (yes i said bandy thing because i forgot what it was called). so he gives me the keys and i park the car on the next street were he cant see it and waited about 20 minutes (ok just to let you know this was a new car and he just finished paying for it). so i run down to his house and just go in acting paniced and i said "dude i crashed your car im so sorry" he got really pissed and started chaseing me so i ran for my life up the street trying to get to his car befor he kills me. once he sees the car he starts bagging up saying "oh you little bitch" between laghs.
ok now my secound prank of the day : ok theres this guy down the street from were me and leon live (just incase you dont know we live in the same house) who has been being a bitch to us latly always callign the cops about stupied shit so i decieded to use him in a prank. i put one of those peices of paper on our door (forget what they are called) with a list of things to do if you dont do them then you have to move out of your house. so i left gone to the bar to go get a beer and i came back later when i figured leon was home. and when i get home leon starts freeking out going "i cant ****ing belive this we are goign to loose our house" and i just play along saying "ya that bitch ****ing goign to kill ass for doign this to us" and li suddenly start bursting out laghing and i tell him the hoel thing and he starts laghing.
ok my last joke of the day was just compleatly evil :lucifer: the day befor me donny dave and leon were playing with fire near a condemed building so sence i already got leon and dave i decieded time to get donny. anyway i get my cell phone and stand infront of donnys door and i call him and say somethign liek this "is this donny ordo"
"ya"
"this is the wilmington fire department... lets see let me go threw my files here (i was sounding really convincing and i could almost hear donny starting to cry he was so scared)"
"now son you know what you did is illegal and could put you away for 5 years."
"y-yes"
"well some police are comign to pick you up if you leave your house i will send out a warrent for your arrest. so then i call up joey who is a cop (he is one of my friends he is like 25 or something) and i ask him to to pull up infront of donnys house with his police car. so later he pulls up and walks to the door and i knock on it. donny opens it and sees us and i yell "APRIL FOOLS!"
he started yelling "aw your ****ign sick you little bastared your ****ing sick!"
so i hope you enjoyed my stories of the day i had. i think this was one of my better april fools day. anyway try some of these on your friends. and i may correct spelling on this later
ok i did this one last year but to a difrent person: i gone to my freaid daves house and asked if i could borrow his car to go pick up some things at the store because that bandy thing in my car isnt working right (yes i said bandy thing because i forgot what it was called). so he gives me the keys and i park the car on the next street were he cant see it and waited about 20 minutes (ok just to let you know this was a new car and he just finished paying for it). so i run down to his house and just go in acting paniced and i said "dude i crashed your car im so sorry" he got really pissed and started chaseing me so i ran for my life up the street trying to get to his car befor he kills me. once he sees the car he starts bagging up saying "oh you little bitch" between laghs.
ok now my secound prank of the day : ok theres this guy down the street from were me and leon live (just incase you dont know we live in the same house) who has been being a bitch to us latly always callign the cops about stupied shit so i decieded to use him in a prank. i put one of those peices of paper on our door (forget what they are called) with a list of things to do if you dont do them then you have to move out of your house. so i left gone to the bar to go get a beer and i came back later when i figured leon was home. and when i get home leon starts freeking out going "i cant ****ing belive this we are goign to loose our house" and i just play along saying "ya that bitch ****ing goign to kill ass for doign this to us" and li suddenly start bursting out laghing and i tell him the hoel thing and he starts laghing.
ok my last joke of the day was just compleatly evil :lucifer: the day befor me donny dave and leon were playing with fire near a condemed building so sence i already got leon and dave i decieded time to get donny. anyway i get my cell phone and stand infront of donnys door and i call him and say somethign liek this "is this donny ordo"
"ya"
"this is the wilmington fire department... lets see let me go threw my files here (i was sounding really convincing and i could almost hear donny starting to cry he was so scared)"
"now son you know what you did is illegal and could put you away for 5 years."
"y-yes"
"well some police are comign to pick you up if you leave your house i will send out a warrent for your arrest. so then i call up joey who is a cop (he is one of my friends he is like 25 or something) and i ask him to to pull up infront of donnys house with his police car. so later he pulls up and walks to the door and i knock on it. donny opens it and sees us and i yell "APRIL FOOLS!"
he started yelling "aw your ****ign sick you little bastared your ****ing sick!"
so i hope you enjoyed my stories of the day i had. i think this was one of my better april fools day. anyway try some of these on your friends. and i may correct spelling on this later