Another thread about personal problems

[Korittke]

So I wanted to meet this girl and now she's ill which I didn't know so I called and got her mom who said she's been to school and hasn't come back since then so I tried to call her on her cell phone twice, then received a message telling me that I just woke her up because in actual fact she was lieing in her bed that she went into after school and before her mom came and her mom hasn't checked her bed since then so that she supposed she was still outside. *Gets sharp knife*

 

[coRtALoS]

Your English sucked around the end there. Valiant effort though. I give it a 10.

You're ghey and a nub. Way to ruin that girl's life. She had so much going for her too.

 

[jd-inflames]

I didn't understand much of that myself...was she avoiding you? If she is, just try your best and wait it out and hope that she comes back =/

 

[Korittke]

I didn't post for help, I just thought you guys would understand the FUBAR funniness.

jd, I don't know what you're talking about, she's ill.

coRt, I've already known her for quite a while.

All replies not celebrating the FUBAR funniness will be reported to the authorities.

Oh and coRt, I consider flowers for a second real date.

 

[BH_Naft]

omg fubar lolz!

so shes home from school, but not at home because shes outside when shes really in her bed but her mom is on crack? thats crazy!

 

[phreakerhaxxor]

Caution: This thread was made with the help of cocaine.

 

[Darkmatter]

I don't quite understand the problem, but if shes avoiding you, maybe she doesn't like you in that way, or possibly got some hint that you liked her. Maybe you don't like her, I don't know. But It's more of a confusing ''personal problem'' if anything. For me, atleast.

 

[phreakerhaxxor]

i think this thread was a joke dr. phil

 

[Wing Zero]

So I wanted to meet this girl and now she's ill which I didn't know so I called and got her mom who said she's been to school and hasn't come back since then so I tried to call her on her cell phone twice, then received a message telling me that I just woke her up because in actual fact she was lieing in her bed that she went into after school and before her mom came and her mom hasn't checked her bed since then so that she supposed she was still outside. *Gets sharp knife*

wait i dont get it are u saying...

u called her mom the mom said she is at school so u called the cell 2 times and u got a message that u woke her up but really she was lieing that she went to school and her mom didnt .. *lost* pretty much here im lost :fwink

 

[drax]

Congratulations!

What's going on again?

 

[BH_Naft]

am i the only one who understood that?

The only important part is that korittke needed a knife to cut his steak with. everything else is just saying how he called this girl after school, but her mom said she hadnt come home yet. he called her cell phone twice, but didnt get an answer. while he was looking for a stake knife, she called back, leaving a message saying that she had been sleeping because she was sick, and that his calls had woken her up. this message also explained that her mom had been gone when she came home, so her mom didnt know that she was actually in bed, sleeping.

what a waste of time. its a good thing for you all that i have nothing better to do.

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

So the problem is you woke someone up? sheesh, I thought it might be serious.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

slap her and say YOU"LL DO WAT I SAY BITCH!


they always are so attentive after that.

 

[Darkmatter]

So the problem is you woke someone up? sheesh, I thought it might be serious.

I figured it was also serious. Most of the other personal problems have been really serious, such as JD's case, or VizjereiMage's.

 

[Galatia]

Excuse me, but what was she doing sleeping with her cell phone by her pillow?

 

[BH_Naft]

waiting for teh krottke

 

[Darkmatter]

I'm talking to him now. And listening to this depressing song, really adds feeling to what he's telling me. It's more serious then any of you can understand.

 

[Korittke]

^This person lies. My arm is already red.

 

[Nearby-Stalker]

excuse me, but what does his arm being red have to do with anything? did you stab darkmatter with your steak knife? what a waist of a good steak knife

 

[Darkmatter]

Yes, it sure was a waste of a good knife.




It means he cutt his arm.