An Autobiography.

Nicholas The Slide

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i feel like being a trend whore. heres a summary of my life.

My Name is Harrison Readinger (middle name Mitchell Confirmation name Blaise) ad this is my life in a nutshell, told in a series of removes.

Birth.
I was born in Georgetown Hospital in Washington DC on the 21st of July 1989. four days later, i moved to Ohio. (my fondest memories are of this time-period)

First Remove

Ohio. Good old Shaker Heights. i remeber nothing about living here except the day that we moved, 2 years after arriving.


Second Remove

I end up in a place called Colorado Springs. It is, if you havent already guessed , in Colorado. If you didnt guessColorado, please hit Alt+Left Arrow to remove yourself from this thread. Anyways, here i started school. i went to a Lutheran preschool where i remeber having fun buiding castles from those cardboard bricks then destroying them with "Karate". I remember finding a black widow spider in my backyard and i thought that my dog (named bingo and she was a Lhasa Apso (google it if you dont know what it is)) was the fastest Dog in the world. 2.5 years after arriving we moved again.



Third Remove

This time i ended up in Allison Park Pennsylvania. I liked it, and i started kindergarden and remeber the first time i had clam chowder. (i have odd memories and they seem to have no value). I remebrer starting first grade and i dont remeber much about it, except that we almost always had Recess inside because the gose-poop was so bad on the outside field. Second Grade came and half way through the year i moved again....kind of.

Third and a half Remove.

This time the move took me to Mars, Pennsylvania. I continued going to the same school. i loved my ohuse im Mars. considering it was on 2 acresof property, was very large, had a swimming pool, and has an awesomeness basement. well Second grade concluded and thrid grade commenced. we got a new principal. everybody hated her. well third grade came and went i i moved again...(your probably thinking WTF!?!)


Fourth Remove

Well...this time i ended up in WInnetka Illinois, a suburb of chicago. I really likeed it there. I went to fourth grade and i really liked my teacher (even though in fourth grade i was taller then her...). and i dont remeber a while lot about my sith year of schooling. one of those odd lapses in my memory. well Fifth grade started and i had the same teacher. also at my school we had a tradition that the fifth graders would always do a play (at the time it was always a shakespeare play but the year after up changed that...bastards) so we spent ~1/4 of the year doing the play. rehaersals, set construction. we did it all. it was fun. we did Midsummer Nights dream. well thats about it for fifth grade. so summer comes and goes as always and then comed sixth grade. it was one of those years at a school where ytou supposedly get like 10000000x more work then the pervious year. well it didnt happen (to me at least). my classes were all easy ecept history. but whatever. so goes my sixth grade year. and gues what happens after sixth grade? I MOVED AGAIN! so, origional.


Fifth Remove.

Well this time myt travels went back to my roots. we Moved to the District Of Columbia. well...technically we did but we had to re-do the house we bought. and it ended up with us living in a hotel for 10 months. if you harbor any feeling that living in a hoten would be OMFG AWESOMENESS!! get them out of your head. right now. Do i look like im joking? NO IM NOT!!!. yeah that sucked donkey balls. (not horse or mule, donkey). Yeah well in seventh grade i guess is the first time i was exposed to "Dating", if one could call it that. It was grade-school dating, or better put two people would be "going-out anfd then they would "break up". they wouldnt do anything ifferent while "going-out" except spend more time together at recess. aww how cute. i was like :umm . and then :rolleyes . then i started liking someone (OMG) and was like :lovedup . but nothing came of it. my seventh grade yar went by without much incenent. then eigth grade started. i have to say that this is one of the best years of my life. for one, school was baisically a joke it was so easy (and there was like no homework), two, my english class was baisialy a creative writing class. lastle because in eigth grade there were so many things we did that sucked up class-time. let me name them. A play, graduation ceremony, comfirmation ceremony, Christmas show (in which the 8th graders did all the talking). it was cool too because i laerned to waltz for the play (and got to wit one of my best friends (non male btw)). and in the christmas show i had ione line hem me and my friend got to work the loghts backstage. it was awesome, we just talked and joked the whole time and switched licghts on and off. Then, because o lived in DC, my 8th grade trip obviously didnt go to DC...because that would just be moronic. instead the science teacher hosted a week-long hiking trip out to COlorado. there were 2 weeks (the css was split in two) and because my mom was a chaperone (which wasnt that bad because itr was easy to get away when i wanted to) i got to stay for both weeks. it owned. then i went to a 10 day hiking trip with my Boy Scout troop in New Mexico and moved the day i came back.

Sixth Remove.

Milwaukee Wisconsin here i come!. yeah i was quite distressed about moving when i was about to enter high school. Because i am naturally faerful of situations where i dont know anybody and two, because i had just concluded (at that time) the best year of my life. Well, i entered Marquette University High School at the ripe old age of 14. i was a lowly frosh and it was my first experience in a single sex education atmosphere. i remeber my biggest fear was geting lost, because i hate, nay i loath the feeling of not knowing exactly where i need to be all the time (when it comes to things like school and meetings and "important" or "formal" things). My first friend was my biology lab partner. and i remeber when me invited me to come over and help with this halloween party that he was going to (baisically to scare kids and get paid). i thought it was so cool that someone has actually invited me over. The party was Ok, but i got 20$ for going and i had a pretty god time so im not complaining. well freshman year kept going and i made friends with the guy in fromt of my in biology, who hapened to be a ravid WC3 player. me and him joined Battleforums together (his name was TurinTumbar). well he kinda fell away from BF. i remeber playing Runescape at lunch, or afterschool. i ws obsessed with it. well i went on freshman retreat and i met the guy who would baisically become my best friend ever (even though i didnt know it at the time). Work wise, freshman year was easy, as i didnt do any homework for baisically 3/4 of the year and i pulled off a 3.2 GPS :rofl2 . Well sumer came and went again. and Sophmore year started. I remeber walking in to the cafeteria at 7:30 AM (i always get to school easrly) and seeing Tom, the guy who i met in Freshman retreat. he greeted my with the customary name of "Haroldo" and baisically from that day we became insepreable. so sophmore retreat came and me, tom, joe, spencer, and chris grady (the last 3 became my other best friends and we baisicallyt became a "clique") beisically those were the best 3 days of my life. well me and my first friend (whose name is Matt) started drifting apart, and he kind-of started doing anything he could to salvage that relationship. it got quite annoying. not that i should be talking about it all the time, but he acts (or acted i havent seem in in amlost 3 months) very immature. well, after half of my school year i moved again, but this time only temporaraly.

Sixth and a half Remove.

New Zealand. yes, i am sitting in NZ right now. going to school in Nelson (at Nelson College) and having fun. and it is here my story ends, and my carpal tunnel symdome begins. XD.
 
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Sounds like you got a intresting life aye, I need to to something more than just sit around and play video games lol. owell....
 

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Harry, you lead a pretty exciting life then. Atleast you can beef it on the curb and talk to me at late hours of the night, heh. This autobiography thing looks interesting, I may do one.
 

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