Those of you showing the following symptoms are probably full-on hardcore diablo 2 fans, or just a little strange..
• Everything in your life is a quest.
• If you've ever thought about sacrificing something to try make an Iron Golem (or even a polyester one)
• If you have helped run a Diablo 2 website of any kind, (bonus marks for more than 1 site)
• If you've considered redecorating your room in a sewer motif
• If you've ever sacrificed a major electrical appliance to try to make a 'Lightning Golem'
• If you've bought a magazine JUST for a D2 article.
• If you wonder why there aren't more Necromancers, Barbarians and Paladins swinging swords on TV.
• If you think women on TV would look better wearing capes or carrying towering bows.
• If you've seriously analyzed the physical accuracy of the character artwork.
• You call leaving the house 'Caravan to Act II'.
• If you've ever used frame advance on a D2 trailer.
• If your computer desktop has a Diablo 2 background even though none have been officially released.
• If you made your own background.
• You can name more than 1 each, producer, PR rep, support for D2.
• If you bought and painted a full set of foam D2 weaponry and use it on a regular basis.
• Have you ever considered dressing up as a necromancer and going out to 'Confuse' and 'Control' the masses?.
• If you've divided your home town into 'Acts'.
• You scoff at release dates.
• You've wished for an 'Aura of Whiner Reflection'.
• You bought a 3DFX card because it's the only confirmed acceleration for D2 (HEY ADDICT! YOU CAN'T USE THAT YET!).
• You consider staff's and spears legitimate ways to move up in a line.
• Barbarian no got good speak. Why me got to?
• You run everywhere. Often changing directions suddenly, and never moving your arms while running.
• You consider wool sweaters a kind of aura.
• If you've considered going to a zoo to pretend everything is Fallen, Claw Vipers, and Razor Backs.
• If you've wondered if your boss or teacher might be corrupted.
• There are more monsters in your dreams than any time since you were five years old.
• When you start screaming "Where's the ALT key!" when you can't find your wallet and shoes.
• When you can't start the day without visiting a D2 news site first.
• If you wear "throw" and "kick" arm bands when playing sports. (no really!).
• You switch from power ties to 'mastery' ties.
• You wear mismatched socks to show off your component artwork system.
• If you know the names and addresses of more than one Diablo 2 site by memory.
• If you have more than 4 Diablo 2 bookmarks... or don't need them because you memorized more than that.
• If you've spent more than an hour trying to find a 9 minute video.
• If you don't care about gun control legislation so long as they don't limit your axe collection.
• If you've redecorated your room in a palace motif (harem optional).
• If you ever wondered about the strength or dexterity requirements for a piece of clothing (that's real life clothing for you addicts that misunderstood).
• Have you ever tried to click on a button or scroll a D2 screenshot?
• Given serious thought to why every day belts don't let you carry more items.
• If you've ever wished you could naturally glow in the dark.
• You now wear chain mail on your morning jogs to increase your stamina.
• You've bought a tanning bed for your Necromancer so he looks good after sacrificing everything he owns to make golems.
• If you've ever claimed a quill rat ate your assignment.
• If you're a guy and can't leave the house without rings and amulets, you might be addicted.
• If you're a gal and need a good sturdy pair of boots and gloves to complete any outfit, you might be addicted.
• If you're afraid to stand near trees for very long.
• You claim your delivery person is slower than a frosted zombie.
• If you've asked someone "Have you seen my friend Gheed?"
• You think the beach is too dangerous due to the risk of Sand Maggots.
• If your friends are less excited about a new D2 preview than you are and won't even bother to read it.
• If you avoid closed spaces because it's harder to see 'them' coming.
• If you think anything might start generating monsters.
• If you've read enough previews that you consider 'drooling' a mastery skill.
• Do you insist forks and knives be kept in the freezer so you can do cold damage to food?
• If you are still reading this list... you are pre-addicted to Diablo 2.
Credits go to Smoke And MirorZ for this. Originally uploaded at diabloii.net.
• Everything in your life is a quest.
• If you've ever thought about sacrificing something to try make an Iron Golem (or even a polyester one)
• If you have helped run a Diablo 2 website of any kind, (bonus marks for more than 1 site)
• If you've considered redecorating your room in a sewer motif
• If you've ever sacrificed a major electrical appliance to try to make a 'Lightning Golem'
• If you've bought a magazine JUST for a D2 article.
• If you wonder why there aren't more Necromancers, Barbarians and Paladins swinging swords on TV.
• If you think women on TV would look better wearing capes or carrying towering bows.
• If you've seriously analyzed the physical accuracy of the character artwork.
• You call leaving the house 'Caravan to Act II'.
• If you've ever used frame advance on a D2 trailer.
• If your computer desktop has a Diablo 2 background even though none have been officially released.
• If you made your own background.
• You can name more than 1 each, producer, PR rep, support for D2.
• If you bought and painted a full set of foam D2 weaponry and use it on a regular basis.
• Have you ever considered dressing up as a necromancer and going out to 'Confuse' and 'Control' the masses?.
• If you've divided your home town into 'Acts'.
• You scoff at release dates.
• You've wished for an 'Aura of Whiner Reflection'.
• You bought a 3DFX card because it's the only confirmed acceleration for D2 (HEY ADDICT! YOU CAN'T USE THAT YET!).
• You consider staff's and spears legitimate ways to move up in a line.
• Barbarian no got good speak. Why me got to?
• You run everywhere. Often changing directions suddenly, and never moving your arms while running.
• You consider wool sweaters a kind of aura.
• If you've considered going to a zoo to pretend everything is Fallen, Claw Vipers, and Razor Backs.
• If you've wondered if your boss or teacher might be corrupted.
• There are more monsters in your dreams than any time since you were five years old.
• When you start screaming "Where's the ALT key!" when you can't find your wallet and shoes.
• When you can't start the day without visiting a D2 news site first.
• If you wear "throw" and "kick" arm bands when playing sports. (no really!).
• You switch from power ties to 'mastery' ties.
• You wear mismatched socks to show off your component artwork system.
• If you know the names and addresses of more than one Diablo 2 site by memory.
• If you have more than 4 Diablo 2 bookmarks... or don't need them because you memorized more than that.
• If you've spent more than an hour trying to find a 9 minute video.
• If you don't care about gun control legislation so long as they don't limit your axe collection.
• If you've redecorated your room in a palace motif (harem optional).
• If you ever wondered about the strength or dexterity requirements for a piece of clothing (that's real life clothing for you addicts that misunderstood).
• Have you ever tried to click on a button or scroll a D2 screenshot?
• Given serious thought to why every day belts don't let you carry more items.
• If you've ever wished you could naturally glow in the dark.
• You now wear chain mail on your morning jogs to increase your stamina.
• You've bought a tanning bed for your Necromancer so he looks good after sacrificing everything he owns to make golems.
• If you've ever claimed a quill rat ate your assignment.
• If you're a guy and can't leave the house without rings and amulets, you might be addicted.
• If you're a gal and need a good sturdy pair of boots and gloves to complete any outfit, you might be addicted.
• If you're afraid to stand near trees for very long.
• You claim your delivery person is slower than a frosted zombie.
• If you've asked someone "Have you seen my friend Gheed?"
• You think the beach is too dangerous due to the risk of Sand Maggots.
• If your friends are less excited about a new D2 preview than you are and won't even bother to read it.
• If you avoid closed spaces because it's harder to see 'them' coming.
• If you think anything might start generating monsters.
• If you've read enough previews that you consider 'drooling' a mastery skill.
• Do you insist forks and knives be kept in the freezer so you can do cold damage to food?
• If you are still reading this list... you are pre-addicted to Diablo 2.
Credits go to Smoke And MirorZ for this. Originally uploaded at diabloii.net.
