A little something to make Cort Nervous

[jd-inflames]

That's right, I got my tounge peirced today I decided to take a nap so the swelling decided to sit in pretty good and it finally started hurting, but I'll be fine.

I'm going to buy a french tickler and a vibrating attachement and ride out to New England, just for you

 

[coRtALoS]

Get tons of ****ing ice dude.

I iced my tongue for 3 days straight, and I could talk fine by the 5th day.

Have fun with the recovery process, and hope you can live without the beer for a couple weeks.

Welcome to my club of $2 whores with tongue piercings.

 

[Arkillo]

Why do you guys have your tounge pierced...?

 

[jd-inflames]

Yeah, it's the no beer one that is really going to kill me =/ Oh well, I quit drinking anyway...I'm down to one a day...well...not anymore

I can talk fine right now, it's just this stupid incredibly long barbell they put in for the swelling =/ Kinda hard to open your mouth.

 

[Zaku]

TO GIVE TEH LADYS TEH SEX

 

[jd-inflames]

[lispy voice] It increases the sexual stimulation [/lispy voice]

 

[Hitsua]

No more licky lickey for Cort.

 

[Glowy]

i have no need for teh tounge peirceings......i got something called skill o.o

 

[Beer $lut]

I swallowed my peircing, it tasted like chicken.

 

[DigitalElite]

Originally posted by glowpole
i have no need for teh tounge peirceings......i got something called skill o.o

Ooh Snap!

 

[xjMaN88lx]

my friend got his tounge pierced and it got all purple and shit and nasty and he touched it and the pussy fainted

 

[Samsara]

i know this is kinda off topic but, who was the cruel asshole that put an "s" in the middle of "lisp"?

 

[DarkRider]

who knows.... haha my girlfriend asked me the same question though.

 

[Arkillo]

They do that so you can make fun of the people with it

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Then they can't describe what is wrong with them unless they go through, an they probably try to avoid using s's and someone goes a ha ha lets make them say an s. Anyway tongue piercing look hard to eat with, what if you chew gum and it gets stuck in it? What if it gets ripped out and you rip your tongue? eww I hate piercings.

 

[DarkRider]

haha yeah, that'd suck to get gum stuck in it. Just like Braces.

 

[coRtALoS]

Gum doesn't stick to it. How could it? There's no sharp edges on them like braces, it's just a long rod with two balls attached to it.

... so dirty.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

Hmmmm I have a friend with her tongue pierced......and ofc shes a hore.

The only things I have pierced is my ears and belly button, which is quite normal nowadays

 

[ShaftedTwice]

my friend has a glow-in-the-dark tongue piercing.. post a pic jd and cort!!!1 woo less see some tongues!

 

[Arkillo]

SEX IS LIKE MASTURBATION EXCEPT WITH A VAGINA INSTEAD OF A RIGHT HAND