600 more signs that you play to much DIablo 2 & LoD

[TroiK-]

601: you sit on your couch mumbleing must MF must MF
602: when you see someone hit someone in dodgeball you go PKer PKer

 

[Guru]

603: You pop a boner when an soj drops

 

[TroiK-]

shit i do that

605: all day you dream about getting an anni.

 

[shimshimheyxD]

606: Think about D3
607: Pretending to throw a snowball pretending lvl 1 icebolt..

 

[TroiK-]

608: when you see a cow you think your in the mad cow level and you think its gonna kill you

 

[Pale_Horse]

609: Your licence plate says STFUN ( Shut The F*** Up Newb )
610: You pick up rocks at random looking for markings on them
611: You have a seperate computer just to play Diablo 2
612: You chase your dog around the house with a sword while its dressed as Diablo. Which by chance is named Diablo
613: You shop for clothing and look to see if its see threw, then compare the price to see if its more in price than one that is not see threw
614: You get fired from your job, due to constantly being late, or not showing at all
615: Your wife leaves you, because she can't compete with the "Diablo Machine"
616: You name your first born son Zak after Zakarum
617: You name your second son Cain and you ask him to identify everything ( he is 2! )
618: You load your game and put on an actual helmet which you have named "IK"

ALL OF THIS IS ACTUALLY FROM THE GUY WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME!!!

 

[Malcom Sex]

619. You call upon the Hammer of the gods for help in a fight

 

[ChrisH36]

601: you sit on your couch mumbleing must MF must MF
602: when you see someone hit someone in dodgeball you go PKer PKer

I hate you >_<;. You basically are supposed to start at 1. and work your way to 600. ALSO, STOP MAKING YOU CREATE A THREAD CALLED 600+ SIGNS YOU PLAY TOO MUCH DIABLO II O_O; as a reason!! The last thread I started had about 50+ reasons revolved around that.

Ok back to myself

611) You fear the weapon of mass destruction that the american soldiers are looking for is a Black Soul factory.

 

[Galatia]

617: You name your second son Cain and you ask him to identify everything

*dies laughing*

 

[Wing Zero]

U socket your mothers jewls and put on a rings to have higher resistance

 

[ChrisH36]

622) You go camping and you say to your friend "OMFG, MAPHACKIN NOOB!!!" when he pulls out a map of the forest.

623) You arrive late to work, and your manager asks you why. Then you say to him, "I had a realm down"!

 

[TroiK-]

622) You go camping and you say to your friend "OMFG, MAPHACKIN NOOB!!!" when he pulls out a map of the forest.

623) You arrive late to work, and your manager asks you why. Then you say to him, "I had a realm down"!

LOL

624] you ask everyone if they have sigons set in there locker.

 

[shimshimheyxD]

625] u drink punch and mix it with grape soda and say I MADE REJ POTION!!
626. u start making runes out of rocks..
627. diablo the only thing u talk about
628. u eat bad guacomole and cannot stop shitting while u mf..


dam i hate that feeling.. u hav diarhea while u mf.. and ur getting spines gets chills wondering if ur gonna get nething good.. while in the other side u hav totake a huge crap.

 

[ChrisH36]

629)Bullies are extra strong, stone skin unique monsters; thier friends are minions

 

[TroiK-]

630) In church you think ahh im a paladin now.
631) you put ur account pass into the microwave.
632) you jack off to amazon.
633) you name your amazon or sorc or azn the person u have a crush on

 

[SoD-GoD]

634) You sit at your computer and read people's sign that you play too much D2 LoD.
635) You wake up yelling "HAHAHA YOU DIED BY A FALLAN!!!"
636) You look for a reason that you play too much D2 LoD.

 

[ChrisH36]

636) You look for a reason that you play too much D2 LoD.

Here is some history. The reason the last thread crashed was because of dumb reasons like this. Stop making these!!!

New 636) To mimic meteor, you carry target designators so planes can drop bombs on the people you want to be killed.

 

[TroiK-]

634) You sit at your computer and read people's sign that you play too much D2 LoD.
635)
636) You look for a reason that you play too much D2 LoD.

**** you fagget go away.

637) You dream about haven full immortal kings set.

 

[ChrisH36]

638) You steal the model of the Aragorn's Sword so you can add it to the Immortal Kings set.

 

[Brandon]

*thread stealer, i had one.. you know you played d2 to much when...


639) you try and play dodgeball in gym, and your going to throw the ball, but you cant because your screming in pain " NEED MORE MANA!" :rolleyes