500 things you can get your dick stuck in

[theyuw]

Hmm lemme think... I've got mine stuck in a zipper and a door.

 

[Jason]

1. theyuw's mouth.
2. Twak's buttox
3. Vacuum cleaner hose
4. Jacuzzi water jet
5. Roach's buttox
6. Teddy's buttox

 

[magic_mushrooms]

your moms weiner hole oh burn .

 

[BigShot]

1. magic shrooms comebacks
2. glue on your hands durring masterbation (american pie 2!!!)
3. Doctors
4. ass
5. cd rom
6. iraq
7. battle forums
8. saddams mom
9. knife box
10. used glue
11. between magnets

 

[Andrew]

scissors and glue with your hand!

 

[WildfireFX]

air conditioner

 

[Jason]

You're all idiots.

 

[dP]

between my legs

 

[WildfireFX]

kitchen sink
bathroom sink
coke machine
hairdryer

more to come, be excited.

 

[killer-crossover]

www.viciousintent.com you can get it stuck in ur cdrom drive while getting sucked into these amazing forums!!

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Blender (Won't be stuck for long ha ha ha!)

 

[aphextwin]

-in printer

 

[Freud_of_Brawl-Hall]